Kid Logic & Carrots

G – to his sister – very indignant – eyes wide – voice loud – left arm gesturing across the room – arguing about how smart a specific friend is . . .

“Oh, ya! Well I know he doesn’t eat carrots because you know why?!? Because he didn’t even see me when you hit me and you hit me RIGHT HERE!”

I’m waiting for him to blame me next time he loses a toy . . . waiting for him to tell me he couldn’t see it because I haven’t fed him carrots lately.